1 00:00:03,962 --> 00:00:06,715 ♪ Good morning, USA ♪ 2 00:00:06,798 --> 00:00:10,302 ♪ I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪ 3 00:00:10,385 --> 00:00:13,305 ♪ The sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪ 4 00:00:13,388 --> 00:00:14,640 ♪ And he's-- ♪ 5 00:00:14,723 --> 00:00:16,850 What the hell? Where's the boy and the lady? 6 00:00:16,934 --> 00:00:18,977 Steve's sick. 7 00:00:20,938 --> 00:00:24,608 I'm gonna give Snugglepuss all my hugs 8 00:00:24,691 --> 00:00:27,986 so you can have them with you all day long. 9 00:00:30,948 --> 00:00:33,283 Now let's get you all tucked in. 10 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:35,536 Tuck, tuck, tuck, tuck, tuck, tuck... 11 00:00:35,619 --> 00:00:38,455 What in the name of Jesus Jones is going on here? 12 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:40,666 Caught myself a nasty little cold. 13 00:00:40,749 --> 00:00:42,918 And you know that when Steve is sick 14 00:00:43,001 --> 00:00:45,337 is the only time I ever baby him. 15 00:00:45,420 --> 00:00:47,506 So I go hard. 16 00:00:47,589 --> 00:00:51,176 Mama, can I have one more ginger ale? 17 00:00:51,260 --> 00:00:55,639 Yes. My widdle baby boy can have one more gingew-wale. 18 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:59,142 I can't believe you're staying home from school for a cold. 19 00:00:59,226 --> 00:01:00,644 You know what I do when I get sick? 20 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:02,437 - Power through. - Power through. 21 00:01:02,521 --> 00:01:05,857 Name an illness. Botulism, Legionnaire's disease, herpes, 22 00:01:05,941 --> 00:01:07,234 I've powered through them all. 23 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:08,735 - Wait. You have herpes? - Sure. 24 00:01:08,819 --> 00:01:11,989 Pop some echinacea, a whole box of non-drowsy cold meds, 25 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,658 whatever you gotta do, but never bend the knee. 26 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:15,909 Because that makes you... 27 00:01:15,993 --> 00:01:18,287 And you know I don't like this word, Steve. 28 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:19,955 A coldcuck. 29 00:01:20,038 --> 00:01:23,125 Everyone gets sick and has to stay home sometimes. 30 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:25,544 Not me. Never taken a sick day in my life. 31 00:01:25,627 --> 00:01:27,671 Don't have that luxury working at the CIA. 32 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:29,506 That place would fall apart without me. 33 00:01:30,007 --> 00:01:32,217 And look how late you coldcucks have made me already. 34 00:01:33,969 --> 00:01:34,970 Hey! 35 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:43,603 Jeff, one other thing Francine does every morning 36 00:01:43,687 --> 00:01:45,063 that a lot of people don't realize 37 00:01:45,147 --> 00:01:46,982 is she clicks the garage door open for me 38 00:01:47,065 --> 00:01:48,317 after I go out the front door. 39 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:49,818 There's a clicker inside? 40 00:01:49,901 --> 00:01:51,820 There must be. So you're just gonna stand there 41 00:01:51,903 --> 00:01:53,447 looking surprisingly hot in that dress 42 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:54,990 or you're gonna help me look for it? 43 00:01:55,073 --> 00:01:56,950 You could have let me do my key kick, Stan. 44 00:01:57,034 --> 00:01:59,244 I missed a breakfast meeting for this. 45 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:02,622 I'll show you a coldcuck. 46 00:02:09,671 --> 00:02:12,007 Why don't you power through this? 47 00:02:14,926 --> 00:02:17,804 Not bad. But can you do this? 48 00:02:21,892 --> 00:02:23,977 That's, uh... 49 00:02:24,061 --> 00:02:26,104 That's really great, Roger. 50 00:02:26,188 --> 00:02:27,481 I'll see you later. 51 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:31,234 Steve, come back! I'm stuck. 52 00:02:33,236 --> 00:02:35,656 {\an8}♪ Good morning, USA ♪ 53 00:02:39,451 --> 00:02:40,827 {\an8}You're certainly keeping busy. 54 00:02:40,911 --> 00:02:42,579 {\an8}Hey, it's crunch time, Jackson. 55 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:43,789 {\an8}All hands on deck. 56 00:02:44,289 --> 00:02:47,751 {\an8}Hey, Stan, can you clear a paper jam in the copy machine for me? 57 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:50,420 {\an8}I am the paper jam expert. 58 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:56,093 {\an8}Ah, well, dirty little secret 59 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,219 {\an8}about paper jams is 60 00:02:57,302 --> 00:02:58,303 {\an8}they never get cleared 61 00:02:58,387 --> 00:02:59,888 {\an8}till you get a whole new machine. 62 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:08,230 {\an8}Something about this sandwich... 63 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:10,023 {\an8}tastes amazing. 64 00:03:10,107 --> 00:03:11,149 {\an8}Francine, baby, 65 00:03:11,233 --> 00:03:12,317 you've done it again. 66 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:19,866 {\an8}Why are you so happy? 67 00:03:19,950 --> 00:03:21,743 {\an8}Didn't I hear you had the clap or something? 68 00:03:21,827 --> 00:03:24,246 {\an8}A cold. And not even that for long. 69 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:26,456 {\an8}Because I am officially on the... 70 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:27,999 {\an8}Up-shwing. 71 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:29,835 {\an8}- The hell was that? - Johnny Carson? 72 00:03:29,918 --> 00:03:32,337 {\an8}I guess he did a golf swing or something. I've... 73 00:03:32,421 --> 00:03:34,172 {\an8}I've seen it referenced. Anyway... 74 00:03:34,256 --> 00:03:37,843 {\an8}How are you feeling this fine morning, Dad? 75 00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:40,345 {\an8}I seem to have caught that cold of yours, Steve. 76 00:03:40,429 --> 00:03:42,931 {\an8}Mm. Oh, nyo. 77 00:03:43,014 --> 00:03:45,016 {\an8}I'm syew syorry. 78 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:48,520 {\an8}So I guess you'll have to stay home and rest now, huh? 79 00:03:48,603 --> 00:03:50,147 {\an8}Hah! Quite the opposite. 80 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:52,274 {\an8}I might work late, run some errands after, 81 00:03:52,357 --> 00:03:55,152 {\an8}maybe squeeze in a workout down at Muscle Beach. 82 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,279 {\an8}That's right. It's time... 83 00:03:57,362 --> 00:03:58,864 {\an8}...to power through. 84 00:03:58,947 --> 00:04:00,282 {\an8}♪ Power through ♪ 85 00:04:03,827 --> 00:04:04,995 ♪ Power through ♪ 86 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:07,205 Gee, Stan, shouldn't you go home and rest? 87 00:04:07,289 --> 00:04:10,584 And leave you guys high and dry during crunch time? 88 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:16,631 - You okay, Stan? - Powering through. 89 00:04:16,715 --> 00:04:19,092 ♪ Power that big ass through ♪ 90 00:04:20,635 --> 00:04:22,971 Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! 91 00:04:23,054 --> 00:04:25,724 No spot, no freaking spot. Get the hell away, bro. 92 00:04:25,807 --> 00:04:30,479 ♪ Crypto ♪ 93 00:04:30,562 --> 00:04:32,147 ♪ Currency ♪ 94 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:38,111 Power through. 95 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:45,160 I'm not quite feeling better yet. 96 00:04:45,243 --> 00:04:46,912 A hundred and three. 97 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:47,996 Stan, please. 98 00:04:48,079 --> 00:04:50,040 You really need to stay home today. 99 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:51,750 Mm. Yeah. But then again, 100 00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:55,629 wouldn't that make him a coldcuck? 101 00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:57,297 - Steve! - No, Francine. 102 00:04:57,380 --> 00:04:58,882 The boy is right to taunt me. 103 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:01,510 I can't lose sight of the most important thing of all. 104 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:03,637 The importance of powering through. 105 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:06,348 But I'll need something stronger than vitamin C for this one. 106 00:05:06,431 --> 00:05:09,518 And I think I know just who to talk to. 107 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:11,812 Who? 108 00:05:13,355 --> 00:05:15,273 Get in there. 109 00:05:15,357 --> 00:05:17,734 Weitzman. Dr. Dubs. What up, my brotha? 110 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:20,070 Listen, I need to tear this cold a new one. 111 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:21,780 Why don't you just go home and rest? 112 00:05:21,863 --> 00:05:22,948 Dream on. 113 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:25,534 They just need me too much upstairs. Crunch time. 114 00:05:25,617 --> 00:05:27,452 But you gotta have some kind of top secret 115 00:05:27,536 --> 00:05:30,038 super immune booster or something around here, right? 116 00:05:30,121 --> 00:05:32,040 Well, yes, but I'm also cooking up 117 00:05:32,123 --> 00:05:35,710 some extremely dangerous experimental pathogens here. 118 00:05:35,794 --> 00:05:37,337 You should really put on one of these. 119 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:39,297 Oh, strap on a chin diaper? 120 00:05:39,381 --> 00:05:41,800 No, thanks. Go woke, go broke. 121 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:44,636 How about you just make with that immune booster already? 122 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:47,430 Oh, God. 123 00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:54,980 Maybe you better take two. 124 00:05:59,734 --> 00:06:01,570 You're feeling better today, hon? 125 00:06:13,582 --> 00:06:15,750 ♪ You take a bat and a pangolin ♪ 126 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:17,419 ♪ And mix 'em both together ♪ 127 00:06:17,502 --> 00:06:19,170 ♪ Let the bat bite the pangolin ♪ 128 00:06:19,254 --> 00:06:20,714 ♪ He doesn't feel better ♪ 129 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:22,674 ♪ Take the bat and the pangolin ♪ 130 00:06:22,757 --> 00:06:24,259 ♪ And shake 'em both up ♪ 131 00:06:24,342 --> 00:06:26,261 ♪ And when you jab that same pangolin ♪ 132 00:06:26,344 --> 00:06:28,096 ♪ You've made a deadly super bug ♪ 133 00:06:28,179 --> 00:06:29,598 ♪ I said, "Doctor..." ♪ 134 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:31,141 Weitzman. 135 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:33,476 ♪ I said, "Doctor..." ♪ 136 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:34,561 Weitzman. 137 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:36,980 Ooh, maybe it's a telemarketer. 138 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:39,524 A beautiful telemarketer? 139 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:42,319 Whatever you're selling, I'll buy it! 140 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:45,363 Weitzman, what the hell did you do to my husband? 141 00:06:45,447 --> 00:06:48,408 He's practically on his deathbed here, 142 00:06:48,491 --> 00:06:51,369 right after seeing you in your lair. 143 00:06:51,453 --> 00:06:53,622 It's a lab, not a lair. 144 00:06:53,705 --> 00:06:55,832 Whatever. He said you gave him 145 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:58,877 some kind of experimental super drug. 146 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:02,380 I did. But, apparently, it wasn't strong enough to protect him 147 00:07:02,464 --> 00:07:04,758 from the experimental super viruses 148 00:07:04,841 --> 00:07:06,926 he exposed himself to in my lair. 149 00:07:07,010 --> 00:07:08,553 Oh, great. Now you got me saying it. 150 00:07:08,637 --> 00:07:09,971 Super virus? 151 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:12,849 Now, don't worry. So far, none of the diseases I've made 152 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:15,644 have been able to be transmitted from person to person. 153 00:07:15,727 --> 00:07:16,895 To my great shame. 154 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:18,438 What about Stan, though? 155 00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:20,148 What's his prognosis? 156 00:07:20,231 --> 00:07:21,691 I'm afraid that... 157 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,109 I don't know that word. 158 00:07:23,193 --> 00:07:25,862 But Stan can expect to experience brittle bones, 159 00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:29,407 parasites, incontinence, and baby-level weakness. 160 00:07:29,491 --> 00:07:31,159 So he might want to take it kind of easy. 161 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:36,247 Stan, honey, you're very, very sick. 162 00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:39,417 I'll call Bullock and let him know you won't be coming in. 163 00:07:39,501 --> 00:07:40,835 No. 164 00:07:40,919 --> 00:07:43,171 Start the music. 165 00:07:52,681 --> 00:07:54,683 ♪ The sun in the sky ♪ 166 00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:56,017 ♪ Smiling... ♪ 167 00:07:56,601 --> 00:07:58,436 ♪ Saloons... ♪ 168 00:08:06,778 --> 00:08:08,822 Holy crap. I gotta get out of here. 169 00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:13,034 ♪ Good morning, USA ♪ 170 00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:14,285 Hey, bullseye. 171 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:19,499 Gee, Stan, you sure you shouldn't be home resting? 172 00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:21,751 Can't let the team down. 173 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:24,003 Gotta power through. 174 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:29,426 Uh-oh. 175 00:08:32,262 --> 00:08:36,683 It took three paramedics and a senior Xerox technician 176 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:39,561 to get your father out of that copy machine. 177 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:41,187 And this is somehow my fault? 178 00:08:41,271 --> 00:08:42,272 Yes. 179 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:45,525 I know you got your dad sick on purpose. 180 00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:47,360 Well, he deserved it, all right? 181 00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:51,114 With all his stupid, macho, powering through BS. 182 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:54,367 Listen, right now, all you need to worry about 183 00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:58,413 is making sure your dad does whatever he has to to get better. 184 00:08:58,496 --> 00:09:01,541 Or you're gonna need a doctor yourself. Capisce? 185 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:05,128 But I'm your widdle baby boy, wemember? 186 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:07,255 That's only when you're sick. 187 00:09:07,338 --> 00:09:10,383 So either catch a cold or go to hell. 188 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:16,264 Hmm. 189 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:22,062 Hmm. 190 00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:24,981 Stan, I'm going to list a series of four numbers, 191 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:27,776 and after I finish, I'd like you to repeat them back to me. 192 00:09:27,859 --> 00:09:31,738 Sixteen, five, thirty-seven, ten. 193 00:09:33,698 --> 00:09:34,908 Hmm. 194 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:38,411 It seems your father has a brand new disease 195 00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:41,498 never before encountered by medical science. 196 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:44,334 Which means he gets a gift certificate 197 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,503 to Menchie's! 198 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,880 - Congratulations. - So what's gonna happen to him? 199 00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:50,256 On the one hand... 200 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:52,926 Well, have you ever heard of being dead? 201 00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:54,719 - Yes. - Your father 202 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:56,846 might suffer the most horrible, 203 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:59,390 agonizing death imaginable. 204 00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:00,475 But then again, 205 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:04,437 something really bad might happen. 206 00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:06,689 Stan might eventually regain 207 00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:08,983 some of his strength and vitality, 208 00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:11,361 but totally lose his mind. 209 00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:14,364 He'll lose all sense of who he is, 210 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:15,573 of even being human, 211 00:10:15,657 --> 00:10:20,370 and become a deranged, feral, blood-thirsty killing machine. 212 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:22,622 Oh, my God! What can we do? 213 00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:23,832 Nothing! 214 00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:24,999 Except rest. 215 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:27,377 If he just stays in bed and rests for a few days, 216 00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:28,628 he might get better. 217 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:34,467 All right, Dad. 218 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,594 I'm gonna save your life if it kills you. 219 00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:40,515 A little extra drowsy NyQuil ought to get you the rest you need. 220 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:44,185 Gotta get to work. 221 00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:47,021 Get back here, you little rascal. 222 00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:49,566 Must power through. 223 00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:54,362 Ah! 224 00:10:57,115 --> 00:11:00,410 Just gonna go upstairs, get my briefcase. 225 00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:06,833 Now you're gonna take your medicine, mister. 226 00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:12,255 Something's up with the car. 227 00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:15,675 What is it with you? 228 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:18,094 Why do you refuse to just stay home and rest? 229 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,179 Why? 230 00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:22,473 - Crunch time. - Open up! 231 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,688 Now, go to sleep! 232 00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:32,859 Finally. 233 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,994 Brother, I have earned this. 234 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,331 Dad? 235 00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:47,749 Oh, God, no. 236 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:49,834 Dad? 237 00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:02,597 Oh, Steve, have you seen the big remote? 238 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:06,017 Stan, have you seen the big remote? 239 00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:15,860 Doc, what do I do? 240 00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:18,571 My dad turned into a monster like you said. 241 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:19,948 Oh, that's interesting. 242 00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:21,950 Uh, but I'm actually a little busy right now. 243 00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:25,203 Looks like your dad's disease is spreading. 244 00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:31,084 Oh, also, there was a problem with your insurance. 245 00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:35,505 Uh-oh. 246 00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:38,508 Don't worry, I found the remote. 247 00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:46,933 We've got an unforgiving super-contagion 248 00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:48,268 moving on through here 249 00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:50,770 to the north, east, west, and south, 250 00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:53,398 transforming everyone it comes in contact with 251 00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:55,733 into kill-crazy murder goblins. 252 00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:58,278 So if you're heading out to enjoy those fall colors, 253 00:12:58,361 --> 00:12:59,862 make sure to pack a machete, 254 00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:02,448 abandon all hope for the future of humanity, 255 00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:03,741 and bring an umbrella 256 00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:06,577 because we might be seeing a few sprinkles out there too. 257 00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:08,788 And with that, I'm gonna throw it back to Greg 258 00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:10,331 and flee in terror from him. 259 00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:13,626 Wait, Greg. No, no, no! 260 00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:18,381 Looks like that's it for the power. 261 00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:20,717 I'm just glad we were able to find a way to both 262 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:24,095 stay safe from your father and maintain his dignity. 263 00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:28,975 Mr. S is scooting again. 264 00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:30,935 Someone needs to take him number two. 265 00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:32,895 Ah, dang it. 266 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:36,190 Be careful, babe. He will pull out your intestines if he gets the chance. 267 00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:38,151 And there's no way in or out of the house now, 268 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:40,403 so have him do his business in Klaus' alcove. 269 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,739 Yeah. Just absolutely the worst. 270 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,157 One thing I don't get, 271 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,783 how come none of us have gotten sick? 272 00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:47,910 Uh... 273 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:51,664 Family exposed to Stan original cold 274 00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:54,459 before combine with Weitzman virus 275 00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:56,127 to make super bug. 276 00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:58,546 Therefore, immune. 277 00:13:58,629 --> 00:14:00,590 - Never thought of that. - Sounds plausible to me. 278 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:03,009 Ever since he got that little lab coat and glasses, 279 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:05,011 he just seems so smart. 280 00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:08,848 Uh, guys, I think I might have messed something up here. 281 00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:22,028 What are we gonna do? We're trapped in here. We'll starve. 282 00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:24,405 No. Look, there's still some crackers left 283 00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:25,698 from when Steve was sick. 284 00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:28,785 But we'll need to ration them, though. Really make 'em last. 285 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,829 I have a feeling we might be here a while. 286 00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:36,292 I still can't believe Roger ate all the crackers 287 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:37,585 right after he said that. 288 00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:39,045 Hey, I said I was sorry. 289 00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:40,963 And it was three days ago now. 290 00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:48,012 I'll get it. 291 00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:49,263 - No, Jeff! - No! 292 00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:53,976 It's okay. He's down at the end of the hall now, biting the head off a rat. 293 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,354 We, on the other hand, have no food, no water, 294 00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:59,107 and we're trapped in here with a monster. We're all gonna die. 295 00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:00,733 No, Roger. More like this. 296 00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:02,485 We have no food, no water. 297 00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:06,280 We're trapped in here with a monster. We're all gonna die! 298 00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:12,703 Do not panic. I'm here to help. 299 00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:14,539 Ow! 300 00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:17,083 Why did I wear shorts? 301 00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:20,628 Okay, first things first. 302 00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:22,672 Who'll rub some aloe on my thigh burns? 303 00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:25,842 What the... 304 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,302 I'm human. 305 00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:30,972 So, it looks like your super bug was 306 00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:32,765 transmissible after all. 307 00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:35,268 I know. Which was a much needed boost 308 00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:36,352 for my self-esteem. 309 00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:38,896 But listen, since Stan was patient zero, 310 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:41,524 if my team of tactical EMTs here 311 00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,734 can just get a sample of his blood, 312 00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:46,237 we should be able to make a cure from it. 313 00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,240 You sure they'll be able to pull this off? 314 00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:51,117 Do I look nervous? 315 00:15:57,874 --> 00:15:59,834 Oh, God! What are we gonna do? I... 316 00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:04,172 Oh, no. I'm going. 317 00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:07,842 It's all coming out now. 318 00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:11,179 I can't stop it. 319 00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:13,055 It's up to us now. 320 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,391 Short straw goes out there to get Dad's blood. 321 00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:17,602 Nah, nope. Steve, you're going. 322 00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:20,021 This is your mess. You clean it up. 323 00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:21,522 Fine. 324 00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:23,691 What is that? 325 00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:30,281 {\an8}Looks like he made some kind of caveman version of his office. 326 00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:31,616 Unbelievable. 327 00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:34,160 He's fully transformed into a deranged 328 00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:35,620 rat head-eating animal, 329 00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,330 and he's still trying to go to work. 330 00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:39,290 I think he's saying something. 331 00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:41,959 {\an8}Crunch time. 332 00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:43,127 {\an8}Stan help! 333 00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:44,837 {\an8}Stan useful. 334 00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:47,089 The hell is this jabroni's deal? 335 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:49,467 Clearly, job only remnant 336 00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:52,553 of old human self Stan remember, 337 00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:56,807 because so central to sense of self-worth. 338 00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:58,809 - Yeah. - I never thought about that. 339 00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:00,269 The coat and glasses again. 340 00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:04,273 And that's why he's never been able to rest, 341 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,400 to take a sick day from work, 342 00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:08,236 because it would mean having to admit 343 00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:10,196 they really could get by without him. 344 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:12,573 And then he wouldn't feel needed, 345 00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:14,951 wouldn't feel... useful. 346 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,577 And to him, 347 00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:18,704 if he doesn't feel useful, 348 00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:21,165 then he feels... worthless. 349 00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:23,542 - Right, Rogu? - I guess. 350 00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:25,169 That's so sad. 351 00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:27,296 - But we can use it. - What do you mean? 352 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:30,091 If I pretend to be one of his coworkers, 353 00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:32,301 maybe I can get close enough to draw his blood. 354 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,679 Right. So we just need to think of the name of 355 00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:36,556 one of Dad's coworkers. 356 00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:37,848 Right. 357 00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:40,268 Who's the one with the face? Uh... 358 00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:42,937 - Always wears the clothes... - Jackson. 359 00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:44,689 Right. Jackson. 360 00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:45,982 What does Jackson sound like? 361 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,066 You know... 362 00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:49,360 Jackson, I'm Jackson. 363 00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:51,070 That's not Jackson. 364 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:52,321 Jackson's more like... 365 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,198 Hey, it's me, Jackson. 366 00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:55,491 I'm Jackson. 367 00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:59,704 Here's Jackson. 368 00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:01,330 All right, already. I got it. 369 00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:06,168 Good luck. 370 00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:15,011 Looks like Dad's really developed a taste for rat heads. 371 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,763 Okay, I'm at the attic stairs now. 372 00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:20,474 I'm going up. 373 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,617 Aah! Stan, it's me, Jackson. 374 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,201 Jackshohn? 375 00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:46,500 Yup. I need you to help me clear a paper jam. 376 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,128 Paper jam? Crunch time. 377 00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:55,509 {\an8}Hmm. 378 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:59,680 That's it now. Nice and easy. 379 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,359 Are those Steve's pajama pants? 380 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,952 Leg broken, 381 00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:24,747 wounds bleeding, 382 00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,999 speech halting. 383 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,877 And I didn't get the blood sample. 384 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,462 That's okay, Steve. 385 00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:32,797 You did your best. 386 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,507 Just come on back. 387 00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:38,427 Oh. 388 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,137 No. 389 00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:42,431 I need to power through. 390 00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:45,184 What's powering through? 391 00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:52,400 I need absolute 392 00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:54,777 radio silence. 393 00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:15,464 Hey, if you have a chance, grab some more crackers. 394 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,386 Dad, please. 395 00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:22,304 I need you to be you again. 396 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,434 You don't need to be important at work. 397 00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:28,978 You don't need to be useful. 398 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:31,939 All you need to be is you. 399 00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:33,065 Stan. 400 00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:35,609 Dad... you're enough. 401 00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:37,903 Please, just be you. 402 00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:40,448 Just be... 403 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,074 me? 404 00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:50,666 Maybe I'll just lie down for a little rest. 405 00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:59,925 And on a personal note, with the virus now eradicated 406 00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:01,343 and life returned to normal, 407 00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:03,929 {\an8}I'd like to apologize to anyone I may have offended 408 00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:05,723 {\an8}or dismembered during the outbreak. 409 00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,475 {\an8}Water under the bridge, Greg. 410 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,728 {\an8}All right, let's get you all tucked in. 411 00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:14,857 {\an8}Tuck, tuck, tuck, tuck, tuck, tuck. 412 00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:17,651 {\an8}There. Think you'll be heading back into work tomorrow? 413 00:21:17,735 --> 00:21:20,112 {\an8}Nah, I'm gonna take a few more days to recover. 414 00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:22,031 {\an8}They can manage till I get back. 415 00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:25,618 {\an8}- Hey, Steve. - Yeah, Dad? 416 00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:28,662 {\an8}Can I have one more rat head? 417 00:21:28,746 --> 00:21:30,164 {\an8}Sure thing. 418 00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,208 {\an8}Right after you get some sleep.